Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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