Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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