You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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