she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I have tasted many bathrooms
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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