I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
