Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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