1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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