I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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