You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
dude. I can hear the air.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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