from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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