i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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