So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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