at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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