wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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