11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
did i just pee glitter
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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