you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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