Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
