But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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