I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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