That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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