How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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