He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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