VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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