At least make sure they are 18
Why
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
