So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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