Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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