He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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