i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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