Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need help removing her.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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