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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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