How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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