you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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