I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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