STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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