Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You coming home soon, man?
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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