your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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