they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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