Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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