what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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