I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
