You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Are we still banned from the library?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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