it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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