When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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