high people should be assigned attendants
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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