Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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