its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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