Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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