Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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