i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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