Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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